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Welfare Recipients to Receive Christmas Bonus

High Schools Institute Turing Test for Graduation

Fear of Xenon Grips America

Bush announces Bold Plan for Global Air Conditioning

Congress introduces "No Child Gets Ahead" Policy

Secretary of Defense declares War on Ice

"Generation Z" may be last generation, experts warn

Lawyer sues over underweight "Pound Cake"

Wisconsin grows icicles to combat global warming

Army replaces cracked liberty bell

Cat charged in gruesome revenge killing

Man sickened after eating undercooked sewage

Angry man beats mob

Rapper arrested in receipt theft

Imus to be charged in Corzine crash

Boston cemetery to be turned into parking lot